lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

twerkingwhiteboy:

What the fuck is wrong with people? You gonna fall and break your asses

twerkingwhiteboy:

What the fuck is wrong with people? You gonna fall and break your asses

princessegg:

bless

fruitpacks:

just-tease-it:

fruitpacks:

look at this weird rat i caught

What? The ones above your eyes?

ay papi whats ur issue did ur buttplug get caught in ur ass or what 

fruitpacks:

just-tease-it:

fruitpacks:

look at this weird rat i caught

What? The ones above your eyes?

ay papi whats ur issue did ur buttplug get caught in ur ass or what 

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

in court
judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same
420dongsquad:

get fukin wrecked

420dongsquad:

get fukin wrecked

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when spotting a Lady Gaga billboard while Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

image

Natalie Portman on the set of Black Swan

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all